sussy simone

The act of being sussy whilst being simone

Laylaa: hi
Simone: HEllo
Layla: stop being a sussy simone

by Paul "Gypsy" Miller November 10, 2021

Synnøve and Simone

Two amazingly hot and intelligent girls. They appear like innocent angels and you would never expect them to swear or drink, but get to know them and you will be shocked to find out just how dirty a sense of humor they process and how experienced they are.

Guy: wow, those girl is such sweethearts!

Person who knows them: fs, "Synnøve and Simone" are nothing like that!

by Sissy... March 20, 2013

Simple Jack

1:

To not pull off a retarded impersonation.

2:

To look retarded trying to 'look retarded'

Dude 1: Hey, did you see that guy's retarded impersonation? I totally was not impressed.....

Dude 2: Yeah.. he was going full retard..

Dude 1: ......Simple Jack status...

by D_4_Less August 18, 2009

Simpler

Even more simple than simple

I am simpler than Alexa !

by Baerrito November 30, 2017

simple life

Living one's life in such a way that is void of technology, stress, and the general nuances of common life.

Living the simple life in a small apartment close to the beach or to town, riding a fixed gear bike to/from work, no cell phone, no internet, no bullshit.

by Tnjyoung November 2, 2013

Simple Plan

possibly the biggest, most gaping no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars;

simple plan can quit bitching about their tough lives and get music lessons.

by KDIZZO May 13, 2005

simple plan

A French Canadian band (French Canda, the worse kind of Canada) that mopes about how hard it is to be white and upper-middle class. Fuelled by teen angst and armed with extremely bad talent.

Simple Plan band member:
"You never understand me mum and dad, im going to play my guitar on the roof."
Dad of Simple Plan band member:
"But it's raining outside."
Simple Plan band member:
"Good!" *runs of sobbing with his hands in the air*

by MagnoliaFan April 11, 2005