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Shampoo Mode

Tight camera view. Making sure the people in your teleconference or Zoom can only see your head and shoulders.
Jeffrey Toobin should have kept his webcam in Shampoo Mode during that call. And his unit in his pants.
by Dr Night October 21, 2020
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fuck your shampoo

The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. 🗿🗿🗿
Dude, you gotta fuck your shampoo🗿
by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022
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Shampoo Mode

Tight camera view. Making sure the people in your teleconference or Zoom can only see your head and shoulders.
Jeffrey Toobin should have kept his webcam in Shampoo Mode during that call. And his unit in his pants.
by Dr Night October 21, 2020
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3 in 1 shampoo

A winning analogy for understanding the Trinity doctrine within Christianity
“Hey Mark do you believe in God?”
“Yes I do!”
“Which God? Because there are thousands!”
“I believe God is a Trinity three in one
“How can three be one?”
“The way I understand the Trinity is 3 in 1 shampoo.”
“Hmm interesting…”
by Mozartzpraise October 3, 2025
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Shampoo

John: I’ve got white sticky stuff in my hair
Evan: is it cum

John: NO ITS SHAMPOO
by WilburSoot! September 18, 2023
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Shampooed

To mess up but in a funny / silly way.
You forgot to pick up your wife from the airport cuz you were playing COD? Man you shampooed.
by BigOlittleG April 16, 2024
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