Mush Session

The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis

The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.
We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.

I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.
by msled December 25, 2010
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sunger session

When you are feeling a bit sungery, you're full of anger, sadness, and just generally upset, so you sit down, turn on your gaming console (xbox, ps, pc) and put headphones on, or speakers next to you, and blare out some great music as loud as you can (especially dubstep)(best when using headphones) and then you would play a game (usually CoD) and you would use your favorite gun and go mental ! Your rage would help you fight this game, you would come top of the leaderboards every match!

(Refer to sunger for meanings).
Mate, where you been?!

Sorry, just been having a sunger session.
by SungerManiac! May 31, 2011
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Psychology Sessions

Psychology Sessions are one of the most insidious ways of torture, worse than burning and feeding the victim their fingers. It is not a physical torture, but one of the Mind. Where as physical torture victims may be crippled but recover, Victims of Psychology Sessions, Usually being Mentally Unstable, Become the Mentally Shattered. Once they have become the Mentally Shattered, there is no help for them.
Victim 1: "PLEASE. No More Psychology Sessions!"
Mother: "It's good for you, after what happened."
Victim 1: "It's Worse Than Suicide!"
by 51-13.64 May 07, 2018
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shooting session

A competition of talking shit about/to all participants
Nah I ain't in this shooting sessions mark takes it to the head.
by Fidel_Cash_Flo January 14, 2016
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depression session

Depro sesh is known as a depression session where you cry with sad music on and hide from the rest of the world
“Yo are you coming over tonight?”
no sorry I’m having a depression session”
by sadlula August 10, 2020
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A Jeff Sessions

1) Inability to recall, remember, or recollect participation in events, the parties involved, or topics discussed during said events when confronted by a third-party.

2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.

3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:

" I don't recall....."

" I don't remember...."

" I do not recollect...."

" I can't recall...."

" I forget...."

However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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1) I had to pull a Jeff Sessions when my girlfriend asked me if I had sex with her sister.

2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.

3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
by rumpel4skn January 26, 2018
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Cum session

When you cum at least 3 times in a day
Example:yesterday I did a cum session watching porn
by RainbowOreo March 09, 2020
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