Someone who wouldn't steal a pencil from work but chops up anyone who doesn't fit his idea of a moral person. Meanwhile he breaks as many moral conduct rules as the next guy only in his mind those don't matter. Someone who will judge you harshly for a slight indiscretion and will jump to conclusions from incomplete evidence.
Jo Jo - "Man Joe is a dick. He accused me of cheating on an exam because he heard it from Dave who is a chronic liar. Meanwhile Joe is eyeballing Freddie's wife when he's not around."
Terry - " Yeah. Joe is a selective moral jerk. I hope Freddie punches him in the mouth."
Terry - " Yeah. Joe is a selective moral jerk. I hope Freddie punches him in the mouth."
by peter gazinya October 4, 2010
Get the Selective Moral Jerkmug. Being told to clean or knowing that you need to clean, yet you don't. Instead you get on Facebook and look up words on Urban Dictionary. Then you clean when you absolutely have to (ie: company is coming over), have nothing better to do, or have a sudden urge to clean. But when you do choose to clean, you clean to the best of your ability. It really is a sickness of the mind because most likely you live in a fairly messy, yet often organized, house.
I've been putting off cleaning my room for three weeks, but now that my friends are coming over the entire house has to be spotless! I must have Selective Cleaning Disorder!
by createsnap October 27, 2010
Get the Selective Cleaning Disordermug. When a person identifies them self as bisexual but is more attracted to one gender or to inanimate objects.
Bob: hey I think your cute wanna go out?
Jack:Sorry I’m selective bisexual
Bob: so what gender are you into now?
Jack: actually I’m thinking about asking out my car her name is amanda
Jack:Sorry I’m selective bisexual
Bob: so what gender are you into now?
Jack: actually I’m thinking about asking out my car her name is amanda
by Selective Bisexual February 11, 2021
Get the Selective Bisexualmug. Downloading a song from iTunes, only because you like the first 00:07 seconds of the song, or usually the part of the song that has a nice beat.
Person A: "Hey Steve is such a Selective Music Downloader."
Person B: "Why do you say that?"
Person A: Because he just bought "We Built This City" from iTunes, and he only listens to the part at the beginning with the lyrics, "We Built This City on Rock n' Roll."
Person B: "Why do you say that?"
Person A: Because he just bought "We Built This City" from iTunes, and he only listens to the part at the beginning with the lyrics, "We Built This City on Rock n' Roll."
by 123456789ABCDEF December 15, 2009
Get the Selective Music Downloadermug. When an object (Normally a mobile phone or laptop) has problems that another object of the same model does not have.
Person 1: My iPhone doesn't seem to have any problems at all!
Pearson 2: Really? Damn it! The battery on mine doesn't last long at all!
Person 1: That's naaasty. Yours definitely has Select Model Syndrome.
Person 2: Ahh crap.
Pearson 2: Really? Damn it! The battery on mine doesn't last long at all!
Person 1: That's naaasty. Yours definitely has Select Model Syndrome.
Person 2: Ahh crap.
by AndrewC1995 March 17, 2011
Get the Select Model Syndromemug. They wanted a male to live on their family name so they committed sex selective infanticide until that male was born.
It is estimated that places in Asia because of Sex selective infanticide will have too many males and not enough females in the future.
It is estimated that places in Asia because of Sex selective infanticide will have too many males and not enough females in the future.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Sex selective infanticidemug. The process by which would-be difficult or annoying clients magically disappear in a Darwin-like fashion and only the fittest clients survive.
Thank goodness for client natural selection. Even after just one conversation it was clear that client would have been a real pain to work with!
by bobo76 November 21, 2013
Get the client natural selectionmug.