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Virtual Signalling

You mis-spelled virtue signalling. Don't worry - no need to feel embarrassed. About your bad spelling, I mean.

Your toxic worldview? That's another matter.
ERHMAHGERD WOT A BUNCH OF VIRTUAL SIGNALLING SNOWFLAAEKS!!?!*!! YOU CANT EVIN SAY NUGGER ANYMORE WITHOUT BEEING CALLED A RACEIST!!!
by librulcuck December 20, 2018
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Virtue Signalling

A scheming, disingenuous act of kindness and selflessness to show ones solidarity with a cause, such as volunteering for CAMHS, all to boost ones image and reputation, rather than to help the cause. It is commonly weaponised by politicians and used in debates to appease the majority.
Synonyms: I have no life, I'm a cuck, please give me attention, stop mansplaining
Antonyms: I'm smart, I'm sexy, I'm not a 28 year old living in his mother's basement, I've got a nice schlong
Examples of virtue signalling:
- Jeremy Corbyn introducing his pronouns during a speech on Pink News
- Simon Cowell allowing a mediocre comedian to progress to the finals of Britain's Got Talent because he was disabled
- 18 year old college students stating their obvious gender pronouns in their Instagram/Twitter bios
- Wokeness - wokeness is virtue signalling, and virtue signalling is wokeness
- Michelle Williams' irrelevant and unnecessary speech at the Golden Globe Awards
- Refuting the scientific reality of biological sex
by bigboobies007 January 8, 2020
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Smoke Signals

(Commonly mistaken as a Dutch Oven however does not involve completely covering the victim)

The act of farting under a blanket while next to another person and then wafting the blanket. This causes the expelled gas to be pushed up and out of the opening blowing it in to the face of the other person. Extremely potent if multiple are saved up under the blanket.
I gave my wife smoke signals and she passed out cause I saved so many before doing it.
by Saddian July 23, 2012
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Signature

Anything below a post on a forum to show an idea, place or thing. Can be showen in a picture, antimation, or "Photoshoped" picture.
Hey dude check out Steve's new sig.
by Steve May 13, 2005
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vermin-signalling

To dismiss any expression of solidarity, anti-racism, objection to misogyny etc as "virtue-signalling".

Vermin-signalling is simultaneously an attempt to discredit the views - most likely in favour of a minority group - that are being expressed, while underlining the dominance of the "correct" group, and an efficient method of establishing that you hold utterly verminous views that will probably mean your family slowly stop talking to you on Facebook or even coming round for Thanksgiving.
"My uncle's all over Facebook again, shouting about how people who object to black people being killed in their own homes are 'virtue-signalling'. He always starts vermin-signalling when he's drunk, but that just keeps getting earlier in the day."
by A Cheffie October 26, 2020
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Virtual Signalling

A term for the expression of being a tech nerd or crypto bros with the intent of communicating superiority or membership to an exclusive club.
Q: Jack doesn't even own a Bored Ape NFT, so why is he wearing a Bored Ape hoodie?

A: He's clearly virtual signalling, just like that time he changed his pronouns to curly brackets.
by badlearner March 2, 2022
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switching lanes without signaling

when you are fucking a girl in the ass and quilckly pull out and put it in her pootang to clean the poop off your dick
I was switching lanes without signaling and now mary has a uti.
by scizott33 October 23, 2005
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