Virtual 

Virtual is superior to GraphicsCardGuy and is actually a great user.

I wish to be Virtual one day.

Virtual by Kalun V3rm June 5, 2019

virtual 

The very thing that makes you zone out of reality an make you jump out a window because you think your a gta character and if thats not already happend to you and your reading this...... Stop it, get some help

Johnny entered the virtual world of rainbow six siege

virtual by Kylat May 3, 2018

Virtual 

Another word used in place of "cool" or "awesome" by urban white punk kids

Dude! Nofx is SOOO virtual!

Virtual by Swan March 4, 2004

Virtual Sleep Over (VSO) 

A virtual sleep over (VSO) is when two people who want to sleep in the same bed but can’t due to any reason so they FaceTime (or video call through any platform) keeping the connection open all night.

Hey babe, I am sorry I am away on business in Ottawa Canada tonight but we can still have a virtual sleep over (VSO) and be close to each other that way.

Virtual Sleep Over (VSO) by Woody17 February 14, 2020

Virtual Louis

Someone who has a COMPLETELY different personality over the phone/texts than in person. It is ridiculously annoying and a douche move. They pathologically lie and brag about how great their life is and leave "uncool" friends behind.

First Dude: "God DAMN it dude he is SUCH a virtual louis, he's really snazz in person but a complete dick in the group chat."
Second Dude: "I know he lied about banging all of those girls and getting wasted on coke over the phone. Then he still acted like that was no big deal when we saw him in person."

Virtual Louis by hashtagwyattspam February 23, 2015

virtual riot

The legendary EDM music producer.
He's made tracks from various genres like:
dubstep, electro house, drum and bass, moombahcore, drumstep, future house, future bass, glitch hop and more!

Guy 1: Have you heard Virtual Riot's new song?
Guy 2: Nah! I hate dubstep
Guy 1: Your taste in music is shit! Just fuck off!

virtual riot by Anonymous_69_69 September 5, 2018

Virtual Work Girlfriend

A relationship you developed with an exceptionally witty female colleague during the COVID pandemic while working remotely, despite having never met in person. The entire relationship is based on far too many zoom calls and slack chats talking about mindless work crap and how stupid and lame all your coworkers are. The top ranked virtual female friend receives the coveted label "girlfriend". An improvement over the traditional "work wife" in spite of being apparently lower on the hierarchy. This is because you don't share a physical space so there are fewer requirements to buy expensive, shiny things to keep her happy, and arguments can be conveniently ended with "internet issues".

Child 1 "Mom found out Dad was going to Austin to meet his virtual work girlfriend!"
Child 2 "Oh shit."

Virtual Work Girlfriend by Emperor Little Bits March 15, 2022