Schmeat

Combination of "shit" and "meat"

Meat that is grown from lab tissue in a petri dish.

Mmmm PETA loves those schmeat burgers.

by kam_ March 18, 2009

schmangy

crapped up. nasty. all schmangled
put some south in yo mouth!

dont puff that ghetty, its schmangy.

by buck November 29, 2004

Schmangled

A term originating within the "Spademan Vocabulary" of Ontario, Canada.

-It refers to any person that has consumed too much alcohol

-Should be used by excessive beer drinkers

Oh man, last night I got so schmangled I lost my pants!!!

by spadeinator July 20, 2010

Schenectady

An incurable affliction of the duodenum.

I'm so sorry sir, but you've got Schenectady.

by David November 8, 2003

Schlenk

Verb: To use the wrong eating utensil at the wrong time: for example, using a knife to drink one's smoothie. Oftentimes, to schlenk at a fancy dinner party can result in being thrown out, and/or can bring a sense of shame that can last for days. To prevent schlenking, one can buy or make a Schlenker (see noun: Schlenker).

Helen: "Notice the way that stableboy schlenks at the dinner table. How absolutely dreadful."

Victoria: "Frightfully so, indeed."

Helen: "I imagine his parents were certainly swine."

Victoria: "Humph."

by ShrEnjoy August 23, 2011

wade schenck

wade schenck is gay

Wade Schenck took it in the ass

by kyle mooney October 20, 2008

schmeade bone

One who is a big douche-like tool.

Ryan Seacrest is a giant schmeade bone.

by ka.d. & j. weinberger March 21, 2008