Schmea

A word used when you dont really know what to say. and dont really care enough to make something up. like a 'eh' or a 'dunno'.

Hey Magnus.. How's the weather?

Magnus: Schmea.

or

Hey Magnus.. Did you hear about the world's largest mole found in mongolia?

Magnus: Schmea

by vooooot November 1, 2011

Shmeat

When your penis is the size of a baby’s.

Damn, Thorgon has shmeat.

by Crackbaby75 November 25, 2018

schmeagol

Feeling lazy, not wanting to move, feeling greasy, feeling hungover, being high>

Look at mike in his bed after drinking last night...What a schmeagol!

by cangreko April 3, 2010

Schmeet

A word used to describe how sweet, cool, hot, and amazing an event, object, or a person is.

-pronounced shh-meat
-can also be used in a sarcastic way

Your friend says "Hey let's go sky diving Saturday."
And you reply "Dude that sounds schmeet! Let's go!"

Can also be said by itself like "Schmeet!!"

by Medora Pep January 17, 2009

schmate

An awesome way off saying shit!!!

Man thats some bull schmate
fuck u schmate head
u smell like some nasty schmate

by Funny Guy September 7, 2003

schweaty balls

a comdition that occurs most frequently in the scheaty summertime, a thick, slimy coating refered to as "duck butter" clings to your ball sack profusely.

Note: condition aggravated by wearing schweat pants and may lead to visable stains on office furniture

Damn! Look at that chair.. the person who sits there must have schweaty balls..

by Schweaty March 1, 2004

schmattering

a whole lot, many, bunch

If you don't use a condom and get her pregnant you'll have a schmattering of problems.

by Martin Bellard February 24, 2005