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Schlampe

A woman who flaunts her self.
Jodie : Sabina you're such a SCHLAMPE!
Sabina: I get it from you my SCHLAMPE!
by jodilicious September 11, 2009
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Dirty Schloppy

When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets!
When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets! This is a Dirty schloppy.....
by Louis Trombone May 18, 2007
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SCHLEPPING NACHAS

Comes from the two well know yiddish words, "schlepping," to drag around, and, "nachas," meaning pride.

Dragging around the accomplishments of ones children.

It is no surprise that the Jewish community values intellectual accomplishments, and the Torah tells us to strive for greatness, to become a pillar of our community. In Judaism, a man, is not one who is an accomplished pugilist, or fighter. He is a bookish intellectual, a scholar, a doctor, phd, or attorney.
..oh did I tell you?! Barry is completing his residency at Johns Hopkins Hospital! He will be great doctor, we always knew he would---even in college, he was at the top of his class, the president of all the clubs in high school! ...oh by the way, how is Ari doing?

Oy, there's Miriam, SCHLEPPING NACHAS again!
by halfassjew June 5, 2013
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Schwappy

Another Word For Penis, Dick, Or Your Enormous Schwappy
Dude, did you see his Schwappy in class today? It was HUGE.
by Schod April 21, 2006
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schlapskie

Rubbish; nonsense. Also used to describe resentment towards a certain object or person.
That story is total schlapskie!
by Aidan Jalali January 17, 2005
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schlarp

The mindless act of weilding one's dick to merely complete it's insipid mission on any type of 'receptacle'.
Schlarp the dode!
Schlarping the dode, dude!
A North Tahoe expression in passing.
by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003
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schlepping

When you affix your phallus or penile member into the anal cavity of another person, or perhaps animal, dead or living, and go to sleep while in coitus.

The phallus must remain penetrated through the sphincter in order to be designated as schlep and not sleep, otherwise the person is not schlepping and merely sleeping.
I love just getting home after a long day at work and schlepping with my dog.
by Knowledge Asphyxiates December 11, 2010
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