schmenu

Bastardization of Shenmue, a strange Dreamcast game.

<@Zap2> i don't like selling my games, but i could definately part ways with schmenu or something

by Anonymous February 3, 2003

schmenky

adjective,1)funky in a bad way
2)nasty dick, as in schmegma funky

Dude, that guy's schmenky.

by Kand August 30, 2003

schmenice

a game of tennis where instead of rackets you use your hands. Basically hand tennis.

Instead of hitting the ball with a racket you gotta catch it, or do whatever you can do stop it from bouncing twice

loser: What are your guys doing
moron:play schmenice

by Cmort October 13, 2007

schmenius

The opposite of genius, according to a Washington Mutual radio commercial.

"Man, am I a schmenius; I just burnt a winning lottery ticket!"

"Your plan to trick us would never work because it's so schmenius."

by streudelz August 10, 2008

scheren

usually used to define an unusually short male with a hankering to finish your sentence, also a scheren gets butt hurt way to easily

Guy 1: Man that guy is such a

Guy 2 : Scheren! ya i know
Guy 1: i was gonna say short fucker but ya i can see that too
Guy 2: ouch man .... ouch

by bigolgreg November 10, 2010

Scheme queen

A slag that wears 110s and carries lockers and shouts a schemes name
Like hwg

Wee betty said "Shamrock boys" cos am a scheme queen
Kelsey said " fuck the monks"
Natnatno said " couple a scheme queens"

by Theschemequeen January 10, 2017

scheme

When two people are involved in an activity that only boyfriends and girlfriends would usually do. Often involves some form of sexual activity. Usually it is no strings attached, but in rare cases may lead to a relationship.

1: Yeah, Nick and Emma love to scheme.

by http.lindsay November 16, 2017