A tantrum like behavior, usually exhibited by adolescent males, where a person will literally or figuratively roll around on the floor in a whiney & depressive manner. Floor rolling is most commonly practiced in the hopes of gaining sympathy and attention as a victim of some exaggerated personal tragedy that, relative to the rest of humanity, is miniscule.
Kanye was such a floor roller at the VMAs when Taylor Swift won that award, it wasn't about about him. Nobody gives a shit about his feelings anymore, he's been a constant floor roller for years since that tantrum on MTV.
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This is not accomplished through the traditional Troll's means of rickrolling and posting objectionable materials, rather by using one's inner creativity in place of obscure materials and memes collected from the vast reaches of the internet and eternally committed to memory.
As a Troll Roller's opposition, Trolls expend the stupidity to amass a vast knowledge of the armpit of the asshole of the internets if only to pass on repulsive items and ideas that have come their way in an effort to horrify others. Troll Rollers need not be armed with any prior knowledge other than a Troll's intentions as they gingerly step around the traps laid before them without allowing any pleasure to be derived from mucking up their day.
Troll Rollers sit above Trolls on the ladder of morality. They enjoy frustrating those who get their jollies on being the cause of harm and anguish in using methods that would not deeply disturb innocent minds.
This is not accomplished through the traditional Troll's means of rickrolling and posting objectionable materials, rather by using one's inner creativity in place of obscure materials and memes collected from the vast reaches of the internet and eternally committed to memory.
As a Troll Roller's opposition, Trolls expend the stupidity to amass a vast knowledge of the armpit of the asshole of the internets if only to pass on repulsive items and ideas that have come their way in an effort to horrify others. Troll Rollers need not be armed with any prior knowledge other than a Troll's intentions as they gingerly step around the traps laid before them without allowing any pleasure to be derived from mucking up their day.
Troll Rollers sit above Trolls on the ladder of morality. They enjoy frustrating those who get their jollies on being the cause of harm and anguish in using methods that would not deeply disturb innocent minds.
Teddy: "I don't know why you spend so much time on that message board talking to that douchebag about blueberry pancakes and lemon parties..."
Zach: "I cant help it, I guess I'm just a Troll Roller."
Zach: "I cant help it, I guess I'm just a Troll Roller."
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2.)A person that cannot be stopped, Is unpredictable, and has a revolutionary way of thinking, defined by real music.
2.)A person that cannot be stopped, Is unpredictable, and has a revolutionary way of thinking, defined by real music.
Who was that Rock n Roller that wrote Helter Skelter? Oh yeah it was four of them. the beatles.
That Rock n Roller just shot 'imself through the freakin cheek. Whoah. That Tyler is one tough jerk!
That Rock n Roller just shot 'imself through the freakin cheek. Whoah. That Tyler is one tough jerk!
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