reverse jiffy lube

A maneuver in which a female reaches between a man's legs from behind in a attempt to cup a feel of said man's cock. This is an attempt to see if the man "measures up" to her standards.

Michelle: "Jewel has reverse jiffy lubed almost every guy at the bar. Seems like only Rod fit the bill."

Sandy: "What a whore"

by Dre the Director December 20, 2008

Reverse Microwave

a device that makes ice super fast; or beer icy cool real quick; or cool down pizza thats to hot so you don't burn the roof of your mouth.

"i could win the invention of the future contest, remember i made that reverse microwave?"

by Yard_Bird January 13, 2004

Uno reverse

The ultimate comeback, it will instantly decintigrate all those who hear it and will send the person the comeback is used upon to the shadow realm

Timmy: your mom gay.
Anthony : your dad lesbian.
Timmy: *plays uno reverse*
Anthony: *endlessly wanders the shadow realm*

by TheRoastyBoi March 29, 2018

reverse mushroom cloud

The act of evacuating one's bowels so quickly and violently that the debris forms a mushroon cloud in the toilet.

We ate at that new mexican restaurant and when I came home I dropped a reverse mushroom cloud in the toilet.

by mikeyhonda January 16, 2005

Reverse-Boner

When you see something so horrific, such as a disgusting girl/guy, it makes you penis want to go back inside of your body. A reverse-boner is rare and the sight you must see to induce a reverse-boner is beyond scarring. You will want to cry when you see the object or human that makes you want a reverse-boner.

Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Sarah Jessica Parker in her new movie????"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro she gave me a reverse-boner"
Example 2
Guy 1: "Did you go to the hospital yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Yeah a saw your girlfriend changing and i got a furious reverse-boner"

by Themasterofreverse-boners November 10, 2011

reverse gangbang

A situation, where one man had sex (or sexual-related activities) with many women at one night / encounter.

- Sally was hot, but Jessie did it even better. And Carie was able to turn me on even at the end of the night..
- Man, are you trying to make me believe in reverse gangbang parties?

by Molot December 14, 2008

Reverse pull-out

The act of a man masturbating right up to the point of orgasm, but then thrusting his penis inside a woman's vagina for the ejaculation. The act contains all of the drawbacks of sex with none of the pleasure.

"I don't know what the hell I was thinking, but after 20 beers I actually did the reverse pull-out."

by Roupen November 9, 2005