Quarantine Clean

adjective used to describe what an OCD person does to the home when bored with nothing else to do in quarantine. Each project should take no fewer than 5 hours. Projects include such things as Cleaning the oven, cleaning fridge, descaling the dishwasher, scrubbing baseboards, scrubbing grout. Will result in much satisfaction after sweating and cursing under the breath for hours on end. No more than one project per day, and each item cleaned can never. Ever. Be used or touched. Again!!!

This covid -19 virus has my oven, windows and kitchen grout quarantine clean.

by J to the R April 8, 2020

Quarantine Friend

They are your true friends during the pandemic because they call and text you. As you do the same. They check up on you and it isn’t a one way conversation.

It isn’t just you texting first. They make an effort too.

“ Yea Giovanni and Samantha are my quarantine friends, the rest are just acquaintances :)”

by Papi_chronicle July 9, 2020

Maybe after the quarantine

An easy way out of rejecting someone

him: hey, you seem pretty chill, wanna go out some time?
her: maybe after the quarantine, lol

by MTVFuckBoy October 14, 2020

quarantine quart

when you masturbate every day during quarantine into a quart container and then release it on someone unexpectedly when it's full

my girlfriend lost the quarantine quart challenge.

by tittyidiot April 23, 2020

Quarantine

Something that after 10 months we're STILL doing, all thanks to those antimaskers.

Antimasker: I refuse to wear a mask when I go out!!!!!!!
A genius: You're the reason why quarantine is still a thing. ❤️

by Pialinist January 16, 2021

Quarantine Cutie

N. Someone who you would want to spend time quarantined or in isolation with. Typically due to a disaster.

“Do you wanna be my quarantine cutie? We’d spend all day together!”
“Eww no.”

by Dumbnugget September 14, 2020