quarantine time

time goes by differently in quarantine due to the coronavirus and everything being closed

“wow man, you’re up at 11pm?” “no bro, it’s 8pm in quarantine time”

by ghostynipple April 15, 2020

quarantine quart

when you masturbate every day during quarantine into a quart container and then release it on someone unexpectedly when it's full

by tittyidiot April 23, 2020

Something that after 10 months we're STILL doing, all thanks to those antimaskers.

Antimasker: I refuse to wear a mask when I go out!!!!!!!
A genius: You're the reason why quarantine is still a thing. ❤️

by Pialinist January 16, 2021

N. Someone who you would want to spend time quarantined or in isolation with. Typically due to a disaster.

“Do you wanna be my quarantine cutie? We’d spend all day together!”
“Eww no.”

by Dumbnugget September 14, 2020

When you make a glory hole through a prostitutes facemask in order to comply with CDC guidelines behind the liquor store dumpster

Took my quarantine dic to get some essentials from liquor store alley Sally

by Evill April 16, 2020

Food you eat when you stuck in the house for a long time and everyone is going crazy with social distancing and other shit

by Bawston69 April 1, 2020