Definitions by The_not_famous_Clinton

quarantine

The act of staying home where a person spends their days eating their feelings, playing video games and masturbating until society continues functioning at a normal level.

Person 1: "What have you been doing lately?"
Person 2: "Quarantine..."

quarantine by The_not_famous_Clinton April 18, 2020

Toilet Paper 

A precious commodity rumored to have healing abilities, especially for the flue. Toilet paper is a rarity that few would ever see.

Person 1: "Coronavirus is spreading! What do we do?"
Person 2: "Quick! We need to go to Woolies and buy some toilet paper!"

Toilet Paper by The_not_famous_Clinton March 9, 2020