Python

The silliest, most goofiest snake ever

Person A: “wtf is that thing”
Person B: “You idiot its a python, the silliest, goofiest type of snake. Dumbass”

by anonymous March 18, 2023

python-brained

when your coding in something other then python and you start applying python syntax and logic

me: debugging bash code
also me: why did i set up the loops like that I'm so python-brained wtf

by Toasterifc November 23, 2025

Lousiana python

When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.

Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.

by DikeMugless December 24, 2022

minty python

When you use a strong mint mouthwash before giving a guy oral

"Damn, Carol gave me a minty python last night"

by Knight of Nip July 9, 2020

Pocket python

Two gay males put there hand in each other pocket and sees who get a boner first

Hey dude want to play pocket python

by Notthebuilder January 16, 2014

Atlanta Python

An Atlanta Python is a gargantuan penis both in length and width (averaging from 14" to 20+ in length) that has the texture and pattern of the python snake. This condition is more common in Atlanta due to the high population of African-American people in Atlanta.

Girl1: "I slept with Jerome last night and it turns out he has an Atlanta Python."
Girl2: "Damn girl, you a lucky bitch, I only get Tod's tiny white dick."

by JakeRules666 March 13, 2017

Pima Python

The longest and girthiest cock to ever exist.

WoW! Chandler has a beautiful Pima Python.

by Endone June 16, 2022