A legendary cryptid believed to reside in the northern United States. Although unconfirmed, is believed to resemble a tall-statured Ellen DeGeneres. Supposedly docile unless firecrackers explode while the Pootersnatch makes stool. Reported sightings include observing the Pootersnatch performing naked snow angels, and in one isolated case, begging for a trip to the hospital. According to the interviewee, the Pootersnatch did not appear to be wounded.
"Dude, why the HELL is there a condom in my birdfeeder!?"
"Not sure man, the Pootersnatch must have been through last night."
"Not sure man, the Pootersnatch must have been through last night."
by Vitakka October 6, 2011
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Compared to other Batmans, Ben Affleck is a real pooternickle.
The girl that played Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz this year is a pooternickle.
The girl that played Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz this year is a pooternickle.
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To perform a pootash you must, firstly find a victim, secondly rub your finger around your butt hole until it stinks of shit ( how much rubbing depends on your personal hygiene), thirdly rub said shitty finger across the top lip of said victim. If performed correctly the victim smells shit all day especially if pootashed without their knowledge.
I pootashed Jim while he was sleeping and he’s been trying to figure out why he can smell shit when nobody else can.
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Get the cooters pooters mug.When a girl has a very crusty vagina, and she happens to be very horny. Therefore when she gets wet someone will preform the act of scooping the crusty wetness like eating corn flakes.
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Get the pooterstank mug.Phoots are the small farts you carefully let out one at a time because someone is in the stall next to you and you are trying to be quiet.
Jared was about to relase his huge fart that he had been holding in, until a man go into the stall next to him, so just had to let out small phoots.
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