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give birth to a politician

To excrete solid bodily waste; to take a shit. The implication that the average politician is a(greedy, corrupt, duplicitous)piece of shit(which is true, in most cases).
by Jeff Wagenhals July 13, 2007
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Politically Correct

The term for any word or phrase that doesn't offend a group of people.
How to be politically correct
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As long as you don't have any prejudices about a group of people then you will be naturally politically correct. The term is mostly popular with those who are hateful and think that being polite to someone is the same thing as surrendering to someone.

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Cashier: Happy holidays!

Christian Customer: Don't you mean "merry Christmas"? You don't have to be politically correct.

Cashier: No, this is a grocery store that welcome to all people so we don't assume every person who buys from us to be Christian.
by iluvluvbid January 7, 2012
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politics

if you don't know a way to fix the economy or improve local schools, please don't lie to the public
by stan April 12, 2006
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Tool-chest Politics

The dialectical forms of government, according to Plato, are a succession of governments that replace the preceding one when the preceding one can no longer sustain itself. They are:
Timocracy, which is replaced by an Oligarchy (also called Plutocracy or Monarchy), which is then replaced by a Democracy, which is then replaced by Tyranny (also called Despotism). In Tool-chest Politics all forms of government are respected according to their purpose in checks and balances when considering critical observation of the other forms, somewhat like the three branches of the United States Government: Executive, Legislative and Judicial; also similar to how factional parties 'keep an eye on each other', such as the Democratic and Republican Parties in the U.S. Tool-chest Politics thinks outside of the box, so to speak, and observes the cycle of governments as a whole integrated system, each dependent on each other. An example of a country that utilizes this style of government is the United Kingdom.
Jack: "I heard that the Republican Party is like a hammer for the nail." :/

Slim: "Yeah, and the Democratic Party is the screwdriver for the proverbial 'screw!'" :\

Jack: "Hey, that would be 'Tool-chest Politics!'" :D
by James Kelly Williamson September 29, 2009
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Political Prejudice

One the biggest problems in American and world politics.
Political Prejudice Negative effects can been seen everywhere.
In Congress/Parliament, in the Media, around your community, and in your own home.
Political Prejudiced can stall legislators hampering progress as well as preventing politicians from finding common ground.

Political Prejudiced can not be found in one party or political philosophy.
Everyone is a victim of Political Prejudice.
by ????^_^???? September 30, 2007
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political correctness

How the DEMOCRATS divided this country and splintered us into two Americas.
We were NOT this divide before Bill Clinton.That is a fucking fact!

And I voted for the fucker so don't tell me otherwise you bloody nutsuckers!

Clinton is evil!!!!!

I think he's the devil...
by oh crap we're fucked August 5, 2004
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Red Eagle Politics

A zoomer political commentator with over 100,000 subscribers on YouTube. As a right-wing populist, he focuses on electoral analysis, political strategy, policy, and culture. A Trump supporter but not afraid to criticize him when he does not complete his promises or endorses bad candidates. His enemy is the neoliberal Election Prediction Mafia, whom usually is at odds with his political analysis.
Hey guys, have you seen the latest Red Eagle Politics video?
by god emperor blumpfth May 14, 2021
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