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sampler platter

A sampler platter is when a man is having a threesome with 2 females and those females are nude on top of one another while the man is alternating between both females, penetrating them both.
Hey man, how did it go with stacey and sarah?

Good bro, we got down, they laid it on with the sampler platter last night.
by Chigga nuggets April 20, 2014
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fiesta platter

A new item on Taco Bell's menu that includes the main portion of your choice, beans, chips, and salsa, all made with the most digusting ingredients possible. After consuming a fiesta platter, one then has a fiesta in the toilet for days.
"Dude, Alvie, I don't feel so good. I had a fiesta platter for lunch today."

"Oh, me too bro.I had a fiesta in the toilet after that."
by Mayhem61 April 7, 2008
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Silver Platterpuss

Any piece of ass served to you on a sliver platter, i.e. a wife or girlfriend. No hunting necessary. Not to be confused with platterpuss.
"You married guys have it easy, you get to go home to the Silver Platterpuss."
by Jemagu December 29, 2011
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vegetable platter

When there is an orgy of "vegetables". Scrawny men dipping their penises I'm ranch and inserting it into several women's vaginas.
Woah! That vegetable platter was so much fun last night. I can still smell the ranch!
by Willco11 October 31, 2015
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boobs on a platter

Extreme, almost laughable cleavage. When a woman has her boobs up so high they are literally in her face. Distracting too. Not natural.
Wow look at the boobs on a platter to your right. She's coming out. Yikes
by Jessiprr September 10, 2014
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splatter platter

Performing oral sex while the recipient is eating a seafood platter and upon orgasm sqirts upon the consumer.
Ruth gave Danny a splatter platter after he brought home a nice sushi dinner.
by Jorge queso October 22, 2010
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pu pu platter

A platter of fucking different types of shit.
Corkle asked the waiter at China Lulu what came in the pu pu platter. The waiter, Chang Lee. told Corkle that there was 4 pieces of dog shit, 3 cow patties, 15 or 16 rabbit pellets, and one piece of elephant fuck in the pu pu pkatter.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 7, 2018
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