pendejo

Pendejo means very nice person in Spanish you should call everyone you know a Pendejo

Person 1: hey you are a pendejo
Person 2: why thank you very much

by Nice pers0n July 21, 2021

Pendulum Penis

A potentially painful condition in which a male, often wearing boxers or no underwear, is walking or jogging and the testicles and/or flaccid penis repeatedly slaps against the inner thighs.

Jogger Chad: "Dude... ok, I gotta take a break here..."
Jogger Michael: "Aw, man come on... we got three miles to go."
Jogger Chad: "Dude... fucking got pendulum penis going on right now, k? Gimme a freaking break."
Jogger Michael: "For Christ's sake, you said that two minutes ago."
Jogger Chad: "Fuck off! I thought I had the testies of Papa Smurf last time I tried to tough it out... couldn't beat off for two days."

by Reman "Sidepiece" Johnsons October 29, 2009

kapitza's pendulum

The periodic movement of the Indian male genitalia before engaging into Kamasutra-type sexual intercourse as part of the corresponding religious ritual.

Indian dude 1: "Why is Mittal standing naked in front of Ansa shaking left and right? Was the curry she made too spicy?"

Indian dude 2: "No, he is just getting ready to make love to Ansa using the kapitza's pendulum method as described in Kamasutra chapter 5."

by discodelyoso86 January 23, 2014

pendulum

Pendulum are an electronic drum n bass group originally from Perth, AUSTRALIA. In 2003, they relocated to the United Kingdom. The group is comprised of Rob Swire(ascenic), Gareth McGrillen(speed) and Paul Harding(el hornet).

The Pendulum sound is typically heavy beats accompanied by low, buzzing basslines, overlaid with synthesized leads.
In 2005, Pendulum released their debut album, 'Hold Your Colour' and is the best selling drum n bass albums of all time.

I saw pendulum in perth live, it was OFF TAP!

by switchdnb01 September 8, 2007

The Pendulum

When a man is on a swing, gaining momentum, and the woman is on the ground in front of the man bent over. The man then swings down and taps her ass and then swings back, and then when he swings forward again, tapping her ass, and doing so over and over again.

Joe used the pendulum on me so hard on the playground yesterday.

by thedairyfairy October 16, 2008

Pit and the Pendulum

A sexual position in which the female lays in the jackhammer position and the male enters her from the front with his ass hanging over her face. He will then defecate (note: it must be a log or the metaphor won't work) and let the log swing back and forth before it falls, thus "The Pit and the Pendulum."

That bitch was crazy last night, she wouldn't fuck me till I did The Pit and the Pendulum again.

by Neumonic July 5, 2010

pedunk

car with a broken tail light

That Geo is a pedunk!

by Polar Bear April 21, 2004