Boiled Peanuts

When you are in the sun and your "peanuts" start to sweat so hard they salt up and become a shriveled mess sort of like your face.

"Bro i'm making some boiled peanuts it's so hot."

by Ulikesome Goodluvin June 4, 2014

say peanuts without the t

Mainly a discord joke

Chad: “Say peanuts without the T.”
Virgin: “Oh that’s easy! Peanus! OH WAIT OH FUCK.”

by LongJohnJohn September 21, 2020

Peanut butter doggy time

When a girl puts peanut butter all over her vagina, and lets her dog into her room. Her dog then licks her vagina until all the peanut butter is gone. The woman will get sexually pleasured. This is just like a man eating a woman out, so the woman has a high chance of an orgasm.

Sally: Want to come over tonight so we can eat each other out?

Carley: I can't my mom already caught me watching lesbian porn, so now I'm grounded. Maybe next week!

Sally: Seriously, now I have to peanut butter doggy time.

by Bobby Joee. June 12, 2012

Peanut Butter Wonder

when u put peanut butter on your naughty place an let ur dog lick it off.

Sally's hands were too cold to finger herself so she grabbed some skippy an her dog an gave herself the old peanut butter trick

by Jenna Talia December 20, 2004

Penus

The word " Penis " spelled " Penus " on purpose to avoid the chat filter used in chatrooms/online multiplayer games. Also used by kids who can't spell.

" Dude go suck a *****.

I mean penus. "

" charlei wft is giong un? Har is growin un ma penus! "

by Bad Neighbor August 4, 2008

Pranus

Pranus- a low key, modified word for anus.

Can be preceded with Slick to form SlickPranus

'I say old boy, which pranus left their polo jacket out in the rain'

'Damn son, look at the pert pranus on her'

by Donny Rotten November 1, 2019

peanut butter ice cream peter pan seats

A seat for a luxury car made with thick brown genuine leather so as to be cold to the touch when you first sit on it yet smooth to the touch. It is commonly found in cars belonging to pimps. playas, og niggas, hata's, rappers's, or rich rich white people who have no idea what the fucks going on.

"Hit the block on some new ten thoudans dollar
rim can't explain how i feel touch the gator on the
wheel got peanut butter ice cream peter pan seats"

"man dont touch that gata on da wheel ur lucky im lettin u in mhy peanut butter ice cream peter pan seats mutha fucka"

by Liam from da 216 February 5, 2007