fiber paw

A very boring cereal that older animals typically eat for breakfast. Often eaten with a sliced grapefruit or dry toast.

"Fluffy was eating a bowl of fiber paw for breakfast, that cereal looks so boring! There isn't even an animal on the box! Just a black and white paw print."

by Southeast Tiger November 7, 2015

blooshar-paw

A very cute blue eye dog that is dressed as a shark.

I've heard of a Shar-pei but not a Blooshar-paw. Is the Blooshar-Paw of the same family as the Shar-Pei?

by Created for a purpose November 12, 2020

Grateful paw

The elegant extension of a cat or dog paw toward you in thankfulness of all the scritches.

Bagel the cat extended his grateful paw because he was so happy to get his morning scritches.

by Advanced Bitches August 28, 2019

Dagger paws

The sensation when your cat is walking on you and somehow each paw exhibits 1000 lbs of pressure on your body. Can also be used as a verb (dagger pawing).

“Ugh, I’m sick of my cat walking all over me with her dagger paws.”

by scottofsc July 12, 2019

Bear Paw

when you get shit on your hand during sexual intercourse.

"After having sex with that messy bottom I had a bear paw."

by Mantenna November 2, 2011

Meat paws

1) Striking two keys with one finger, leading to a typo. Usually referred to as a "case of meat paws".

2) Excessively fat or stubby fingers, leading to frequent occurrences of multiple-key typos as defined above.

Person one: I just came back from qwork.
Person two: Looks like you've got a case of meat paws.

by D.L. "Fox" Doucette September 15, 2003

Fish Paw

A sexual move like a Dirty Sanchez, or Cleveland Steamer. Involves holding your hand out in a handshake position with the thumb on top like a fin. The hand is then wiggled into a woman's vagina

He gave her the old fish paw and swam up her love canal.

by Boston Dan January 14, 2009