Lester Glasses

Large wire frame eyeglasses usually partially tinted, associated with child molesters.
by E Nigma January 14, 2010
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slicing glass

A slang term for wasting time. Originated from the game Modern Warfare, in which you can blow out windows and, if there are small pieces of glass still in the window frame, you can use your knife to slice out the little pieces. The activity does not have any point and is useless in the game, therefore it wastes time.
*on the phone*
Kyle: "Hey what's up?"
Blake: "Nothin, just slicing glass. I'm frikkin bored man."
by macaroninjesus June 29, 2010
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no eyes on glass

No eyes on glass is a network monitoring term widely used in the operations world. It's origin is believed to have come out of one of the AT&T centers. Essentially, it means techs do not have to monitor crap. They can just be lazy and wait for a ticketing system to do all the work for them. But it really doesn't make any sense, because even though you aren't looking at the monitoring glass, you have to look at the ticketing glass.
In our monitoring center we have no eyes on glass.
by Alejandro1 November 07, 2013
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glass ashley

When a girl orgasms into a glass cup, and either drinks it or freezes it, later blending it to make a smoothie.
Dude I'm so thirty, I could drink a gallon of glass ashley.
by misterrrrrrt April 22, 2011
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Glass cactus

A glass cactus is a semi-affectionate term used to describe someone who is beautiful, emotionally fragile, and prickly in demeanor. Often someone who fits this definition will be in need of (regardless if they say so) help or healing for emotional wounds, but as soon as you try to help, you are pricked and bleeding, again.
Example: "Starscream is a glass cactus, he's pretty, but you just can't get close to him. Anything you say can and will be used against you or, he'll lock himself in his room."
by Clich January 18, 2014
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stained glass

When you ejaculate on your partners glasses during sexual intercourse.
Oren: Bro, Palash gave me a stained glass last night
Barve: How'd it feel
by levaithan February 24, 2023
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mdma glasses

sunglasses taken and worn to a rave in the attempt to obscure pupil expansion, as well as the anxiety brought on by wide eyed, drugged up strangers. also blocks out the haters and completes a fleeky techhead lewk.
so glad i brought my mdma glasses out tonight, keep bumping into other wreckheads on the dancefloor.
by breakingbad May 22, 2017
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