neil diamond

A slang name for cocaine done in a conspicuous place. Code word said so that not everyone knows what you are talking about. Usually done off of a CD cover.

Yo Bro...Lets hit up the back room and scope that Neil Diamond you were telling me about

by Deacon Dizzle November 13, 2007

Neil Young

A manchild who removed his songs from Spotify because a podcaster whose political views are different than his was more popular than him.

Neil Young is immature and needs to grow the hell up. Ditto for Joni Mitchell.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 7, 2022

Neil Daniel

Sweet guy, dresses like a minion for his job, likes chocolate covered raisins, hates driving for ten hours straight, likes doing outdoorsy shit, like kayaking and jumping out of trees. He’s good speller apparently. Doesn’t like wearing shoes outside. Has a fat ass.

Damn look at Neil Daniel

by Princessconsuelobananahammock June 30, 2020

Neil Platinum

When a Neil Diamond song gets stuck in your head and keeps playing a million times. This can happen to any-singer song, in which case, it's called a song stuck blue, also derived from the booming voice.

S: Help! I just can't get Sweet Caroline off my mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.

by vivauganda January 21, 2011

Neil Armstrong

the act of a man marrying an ugly chick. ie. one small step for man, one giant step (bullet) for mankind

Taking a bullet for mankind by marrying an ugly chick. doing a Neil Armstrong

by Matt Wilmot March 27, 2007

neil young

All that is good.

P.S. Southern Man > Sweet Home Alabama

Neil Youngs sperm is the most valuable resource in the world and it needs to be harvested.

by Allen Fick August 1, 2007

neil diamond

A pop singer/songwriter who had his 15 seconds of fame but whose career has now entered a downward spiral of kitschy, over the top, self parody. His slavish fans continue to attest to his awsomeness and are deserving of pity.

I can't believe Angie and Lloyd shelled out 75 bucks apiece for Neil Diamond tickets. What a pair of pathetic dweebs.

by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005