2 definitions by Matt Wilmot

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the act of a man marrying an ugly chick. ie. one small step for man, one giant step (bullet) for mankind
Taking a bullet for mankind by marrying an ugly chick. doing a Neil Armstrong
by Matt Wilmot March 22, 2007
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Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.
Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer
by Matt Wilmot June 12, 2007
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