threading the needle 

Trying to have sex while flaccid

"I was so drunk last night I was practically threading the needle with that girl."

threading the needle by Cohen95 August 3, 2008

hot needle

term used to describe the injection given at an execution.

"Once they strap you down, you ain't never waking up after they slip you that hot needle!"

hot needle by bcsister September 22, 2006

moved the needle 

When a man is aroused.

Friend 1: Man, check this out
Friend 2: Yeah man, that moved the needle

moved the needle by jammiees September 26, 2018

stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle 

to go crazy; to go nuts (informal)
to have a temper tantrum or a fit of rage

When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.

stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle by giovany August 7, 2006

wisconsin needle dick

A Wisconsinite that sticks his needle dick in a wedge or wheel of swiss cheese, proceeding to then get other males to join in on the process to make it into a sword fighting competition in one hole.

Hey man, are you fixin' to come to my house to play some Wisconsin Needle dick?

wisconsin needle dick by Mentilman October 4, 2016

square needle cure 

Another name for receiving a vasectomy.

Thomas is having his 7th child, he needs the square needle cure!

square needle cure by CentipedeXV September 1, 2017

bee needle 

a stinger of a bee. alternative to “bee horn” or “stinger”

person: ouch i got stung by a bee needle
dumb stupid person: you mean a stinger
person: no fuck off it’s bee needle smh blocked and reported

bee needle by beeneedle March 14, 2018