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Dutch Muffler

Similar to the Dutch Rudder. When a partner assists you with placing your own fingers in your anus and continues thrusting your hand for stimulation.
She wouldn't have sex with me but i did get her to give me a dutch muffler.

My asshole is still sore from that dutch muffler my girl gave me last night.
by Dklinington March 26, 2014
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Muffler

The process of preventing your female partners orgasmic groans from becoming too loud by applying another females genitalia to her mouth, hence muffling the moans.
- "Darling we've had noise complaints from the neighbours about your orgasmic moanings, how about we ask your twin sister if she'd like to do a spot of muffling?"

- "Dude, my missus is so loud when we get it on that I have to apply a muffler, which is pretty much a win win for me!!"
by Stu-muffler November 12, 2009
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Muffle

the attractiveness of someone's voice
hey! Jonny she has a cute muffle !
by tacozilla January 11, 2010
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Polish Muffler

Placing one's hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.

The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.
My hands were frozen at the game the other day, so I did a Polish Muffler.

Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!

Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.
by Richard L. Stevens May 17, 2009
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Butt Muffler

A chair with a hard or impermiable seat that causes an uncomfortable popping sensation when the person sitting on it farts.
The chairs in the library are serious Butt Mufflers.
by SFDX August 6, 2010
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Muffler

When a girl sits on a guys face, butt on the nose, facing the toes and she accidentally farts.
To celebrate their anniversary Carl & Janie ate at their favorite Mexican restaurant, which came back to haunt Carl when she accidentally gave him The Muffler.
by Dan Cortez March 26, 2017
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Muffle Pants

Tight fitting shorts or pants on a woman.

The tight fitting nature of the clothing creates a camel toe.
I can see the lips moving, but can't hear what they are saying
by Rodolphe May 19, 2005
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