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Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable little snowman cookie, then ate it, resulting in the act of my friend yelling at me
"Olivia you cookie murdering bitch"
by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020
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Basil Muttering

When something frustrates/upsets someone and they can't fix it
My girlfriend has been having trouble with her herb garden, so she's been doing a lot of basil muttering.
by CosmoTheFrog February 5, 2021
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Comparative suffering

You ever hear Dave Chappelle’s comparative suffering joke.
Hym “I’m not going to play comparative suffering with you, bitch, if it was the other way around and I was parading myself around on YouTube regurgitating Dr. Jeepjorp’s diary entries and you found out about it you wouldn’t fucking defend me for doing it. So, you can eat a dick.”
by Hym Iam October 5, 2022
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Micro-muttering

Speaking in a very inaudible voice to oneself within earshot of others. People around you ask, "Are you talking to me?" a couple of times since you are having your own back-and-forth conversation; one voice out loud, but not loud and the other, in one's head.
Billy, are talking or listening to me? I asked you twice to speak up. Oh sorry dear, I was simply micro-muttering.
by goodone! June 20, 2023
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Performative suffering

People who try to use suffering as moral leverage, even while they are currently not suffering themselves, or the suffering is of their own doing.
"Did you hear Bill whining about his issues with women?"

"Didn't he cheat on his girlfriend last Saturday? He can't be serious. This is just performative suffering."
by smms0001 February 24, 2026
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life of suffering

A life of suffering is a point of view on ones life to the point of where they see no purpose left. These people may come off as depressed or suicidal, or even think of themselves a fuck up on this earth. Their troubles could be caused by breaking the law, drugs, or just being too much of a pussy to say anything to the girl of their dreams. These people generally do not accept help easily.
Friend: I heard from someone that you may be depressed

You: You're right I just am living my life of suffering
by S_X May 1, 2018
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pain and suffering inc.

here at Pain And Suffering Inc. We hope you have a mediocre of a day
welcome to pain and suffering inc. and as an employee you make other have as mediocre of a day
by french main November 17, 2020
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