molest myself

The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.

"Dude, did you lose your keys?"

"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"

"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."

by Anthony Tamayo Jr. December 4, 2007

melf

slang acronym similar in usage to milf which means "Midget or Elf i'd Like to Fuck"

"Check out that midget."
"Yeah, that's one hot MELF."

by SteveR_FiveOH October 11, 2007

melfo

A person who fucks a melon or a really hot person.

Luke Cova fucks melons therefore he is a melfo.

by gk March 29, 2004

cutting myself

cutting myself is escape or to feel pain in all numbness a way to live to keep going or a way to die if deep enough.

cutting myself
kids at school: Worthless, stupid, fat
social media: Worthless, stupid, fat, cunt, slut whore
me: *feels pain and numb*

me: *repeats in mind everyday*
me: *numb* cuts

me*starts to feel something (pain)
repeats
till the day she gives up cuts so deep she dies

by H.A.V.E. March 19, 2017

kill myself

something you shouldn’t do ☺️😘🤩😻💞✨💫🌞

mom said i shouldn’t kill myself, so as always i ignored her! 🥰

by human8819191981818188181 August 23, 2020

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.

" Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. " Is a typical tumblr down syndrome poem.

Tumblr down syndrome "edgy" whore: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.
Guy 1: stfu and die *kills the bitch*

by Australium Gold June 10, 2016

muself

hillbilly terminology used when talking about yourself.

I hit muself on the thumb with a hammer

by Anonymous August 11, 2003