Mop squeezer

A Queen in a deck of cards.

"When I was playing Cribbage I had all four mop squeezers in my hand"

by Hyuhlkjahdefndfj November 23, 2009

wet mop

a person who is mopey and a downer, needy, and selfish. they soak up all of your attention. they are incapable of giving anything back.

a wet mop might be a man you are dating who constantly needs attention from you, but then never gives you attention back. when he is around, he is inconsistently happy/mopey. when you address to him that he is sending you mixed signals and/or tell him that he is making you feel bad based on his actions, he assumes no responsibility for his actions or inactions.

by arlabs May 30, 2010

mop the floor

when some one in a fight gets grabbed by the hair and dragged on the floor

Yeah she was talking shit so ima mop the floor with that bitch when i see her!

by Tuchxy February 12, 2020

piss mop

an ugly whore, or any ugly girl in general who you would piss on.

man, jessica is just a fucking piss mop.

by horizar May 13, 2005

butt-mop

the phenomenon of having excess hair on one's rear-end. Said excess hair is usually located on but not limited to the butt-cheek area. May also be located around the sphincter and thus contribute to the barking spider phenomenon.

"Eww Bobby, don't moon us, that's gross. I don't wanna see your butt-mop."

by Sid the Janitor March 27, 2008

mop handled

to be so drunk you cant stand up on your own, just like a mop handle won't stand up on it's own.

Marty has fell down three times tonight! He's mop handled!!

by Weazle December 13, 2008

Crotch Mop

Retail slang for tampon.

Clerk: Ma'am, the crotch mops are in aisle 4, next to the ass wipes.

by KraigG December 14, 2008