MoPro

Short for Mobile Professional. Mobile Professionals are white-collar workers who spend at least 50% of their work hours away from their home office.

Mobile professionals are often characterized by crackberry addiction, high divorce rate, pearly whites, and inflated titles like "Emerging Technology Strategist."

My boss is a MoPro so I spend most of my time at work browsing MySpace.

by RickDT October 6, 2006

Morbose

A combination of the definitions of morbid and verbose. Describes a person (or speech) who while decidedly morose, loquaciously talks on and on an earful to the point of ennui in the listener, who should still feel somewhat empathetic.

The elegy of my grandfather given by my crazy uncle was incredibly morbose.

by Rodiwitz July 8, 2009

Mogrons

Brain energy measurement.

To work out that sum I used 23 mogrons.

by Missjayohdee November 30, 2011

Mobousso

A very rare name owned by only people that are good looking and charismatic. People fall in love with them easily without realizing it. And it’s very easy to become friends with them as well. Moboussos can be very awkward at times but they are really fun people . They also hide a lot of dark shit bout them. And one last thing if there’s a Mobousso it your life you are a very fortunate person.

wooow Mobousso is awesome

by Im someone special January 3, 2020

Monroe, CT

A town full of small minded and materialistic people who care more about football than they do a box of abandoned kittens on the side of the road. Burn this town, except for the few awesome mother fuckers who hate football and love kittens.

WOLFGANG KILL THEM ALL IN MONROE, CT

by SQUIDSQUIDOCTOOCTO April 7, 2011

McBroom

When your ball sack skin gets all loose and stretched out because you have been in the bath for a long time.

Dude I was in the hottub for like an hour but when we got out she saw my McBroom and freaked out.

by annonnnnnnnnn December 7, 2011

Sputnik Monroe

1) Another name for beastiality porn.
2) A nickname for a person who like beastiality porn.
3) An awesome band.

1) I can't believe your into Sputnik Monroe!
2) Hey look Sputnik Monroe is finally here!
3) Did you see Sputnik Monroe perform last night? They were awesome!

by McCue July 28, 2008