Ming Warrior

The antagonist to the musketeers. This pathetic specimen of a human often tries to compete with the musketeers by placing shiny things on the ground in a vain attempt to blow up all the Musketeers.
Despite seeming success with women on paper they later prove to be fat.

Person 1: I really like the Musketeers, they're cool guys.
Person 2: I'm a Ming Warrior
Person 1: Piss off

by 4Musketeers January 14, 2011

ming-serve

An oral news service where someone publicizes the shitty details and news of all of his friends to all of his other friends.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Sam's girlfriend dumped him?"
Person 2: "I got the ming-serve. Of course I heard it."

by karpis March 11, 2014

ming po

A Asian male that is blessed with a rather large package that puts most other males to shame.

Johnny is a real Ming Po.

by Chief wiggum May 22, 2016

Ming ming nah nah

The text response to a mate who is completely spangled and sends you a nonsensical text message. It tells them that they are talking complete bollocks so rational replies aren't required

Hey, I was thinking on Saturday, No Friday what am I talking that we could nnnnnnnnsjdfjdfjdsdj

Ming Ming Nah Nah

by Olsburger September 7, 2016

ming daddy

Mingdaddy is a term used to describe a man with an unusual power over women.

A Male of supperior looks. A player of players. A romantic lady killer.

That O.G. has been a ming daddy since 1982!

by ricewithsoup December 1, 2016

ming jiun

Useless re cre piece of shit

U are a ming jiun.

by Jsjsndnnx xn April 18, 2018

Ming Ting

Opposite of peng ting, a minger also known as a Ming Ting

Jess: ew look that girl

Renita: omg that’s Jordan she’s a proper Ming Ting

by xxxxxoooo April 20, 2018