Fork Union Military Academy 

A school in the middle on fucking no where and dip is the drug. It teaches you how to live with gays and how to be the best dick sucker. One important skill that is taught is how to masturbate without waking up your roommate. You learn to get around everything in life and how to hide fairly large items on your bod, cough cough.. there are too many ignorant niggers and weird ass white kids. takes away you freedom, social life and childhood memories and replaces them with images of naked guys staring at the bar of soap you just dropped on the shower floor. You learn to make a necklace that holds your soap after that terrifying experience. no bitches just a bunch of horny guys trying to organize a circle jerk. its a wonderful school :).

Fork Union Military Academy sucks.

Fork Union Military Academy by joe blows hard January 27, 2013

american military 

The most elite top notch military thier is in the world beats Russian pussies

The American military ?

Yeah bro thier the best!

american military by ralphiee69Mee April 27, 2014

french military victories 

French military victories.

France conquered most of Europe under Napolean. As well the French won battles in the bloody and brutal battles in the Liri Valley,where one can visit French war cemetaries where thousands of French soldiers fought and died for freedom.
It should also be remembered that the US has never won a major war alone,other than the civil war,the largest alone was the Spanish-American war.

french military victories by D Palmer July 11, 2004

United States Military Academy 

Federal Penetantiary located above the Hudson River. Also known as The Hudson High School for Underprivileged Girls . Although it is known by some to produce commissioned officers for the United States Army; its primary purpose is to make Navy's football team look good. Populated by Cadets; applicants must either obtain a nomination from their congressman, or accept attendance there as an alternative to a lengthy prison term. Remarkably, it defies the time-space contiuum in that though it is only about 50 miles from the center of New York City; it is nearly 1000 miles from civilization. It is also located immediately to the north of a small anthopological dig known as "The Highland Falls Project." Tourists are encouraged to roll their windows up when driving near or past the United States Military Academy as people have complained about having diplomas thrown into their cars.

He didn't get accepted to the Naval Academy, so he had to go to the United States Military Academy.

United States Military Academy by Marine Cannoneer December 26, 2011

kinetic military action 

War.

When the government knows that the American people are sick of intractable wars and thinks we are stupid enough to be swayed by semantics.

Shooting down planes, destroying tanks, and bombing air defenses to support a faction trying to overthrow their government in a civil war is war. But to call a war a war would mean that the president would have to go to congress before sacrificing our money and lives for his Wilsonian neocon agenda.

As you watch this kinetic military action unfold, just remember that Obama was supposed to be the peaceful alternative. Obama is nothing more than George Bush with more pleasant sounding rhetoric.

In just the first week, the kinetic military action cost the american taxpayer hundreds of millions of dollars.

kinetic military action by monroedoctrinefan April 17, 2011

The Military Game

Completely interrupting a speaker when they use a word that can also be taken as a rank in the military, while also snapping to attention and giving a realistic salute.

Man 1: This is a MAJOR problem-
Man 2: MAJOR Problem! *does previously described actions*
man 3 to man 4: God damn the military game!

Announcer: this is just a general announcement-
Douche in the audience: General Announcement!

The Military Game by Mcnoah94 September 30, 2009

United States Military Acadamy 

A leadership institution that has no intrest in developing Army leaders, instead is focused on producing a winning football team...

Pulling fire alarms falsely is a federal crime, unless its to support the United States Military Acadamy football team.

United States Military Acadamy by cadoodle December 3, 2007