Mistache

A serious error made when shaving around a mustache, causing repeated attempts to "even it out" The result is an ever shrinking amount of mustache remaining.

Hey man, what happened to your face?
Ah, I was in a hurry while shaving this morning, and had a near fatal mistache. Does it show much?
Dude, theres hardly anything left!

by old school 53 November 22, 2009

Mistake Remover

A casual way of saying an abortion.

Person 1: "Can I get a Mistake Remover?"
Person 2: "What do you think you're at McDonalds?"
Person 1: "O ya and can I get some fries with that too?"

by hjfjdas April 9, 2011

mifia

Kentucky speak for Mafia.

Work bitch! You owe money to the Carebearz mifia!

by Sclawz January 17, 2014

mistabishing

Playing a pre-recordered and mastered music set while being payed for live event (and trying to look like you're mxing it live) . Got widely discussed after Drum'n'Bass DJ and producer Mistabishi did this in 2009

Have you visited DJ day party here? Yeah, the DJ was mistabishing like crazy

by dimaka1256 July 6, 2016

mistake baby

A baby who is not wanted and is loved by no one

Jacob is a mistake baby his mom hates him

by 6778890 September 22, 2018

Mistake

an accident you make,that you automatically regret.you wish you could change things.

messing with tia was such a mistake.

by honesthoney November 1, 2018

mirtala

Mirtala is a sweetheart cares about others and a vary good looking girl she's a strong girl but she let's other people push her around but don't get her wrong if u mess with someone she loves she will protect them she loves to do things herself but she will expect help if really needed Mirtala is vary loyal when it comes to relationships she makes a perfect wife but she will push u away if she is doing something important

Samuel:Dude have u seen Mirtala she is gorgeous

Matthew: REALLY..that's my girlfriend

by Mirtin December 8, 2018