Maxime’s law

When you want to show somebody that something doesn’t work, it will automatically start working.

“Look at this dumb PowerPoint program, it never works!”
*immediately starts working”

“That’s Maxime’s law at work”

Or “I’ve been stuck on this part for the last 2 hours and made absolutely no progress, it can’t be done! Look for yourself”
*Immediately successful once somebody looks at you*

“I hate when Maxime’s law happens”

by The inventor of Maxime’s law October 3, 2023

Maximal

The main dev for A.P.E.S, a popular VR game based on gorilla tag.

Person 1: wow this is so maximal-core

Person 2: what the fuck are you talking about

by BitsandBytes0 October 14, 2023

Katie maxim

That girl that always trys to eat all the chicken

Stop being such a Katie maxim

by Shicken tender July 4, 2016

Cuntious Maxima

As cunty and as posh as you can get.....

can you please stop being a Cuntious Maxima?..

by Zalmanslayer April 20, 2017

C Maxed

When Max attends Colonel Macleod and punches you full force "To The Max" right in your pie hole

Leaving you breathless gasping for air while you cry like a baby on the sidewalk.
Symptoms may include mild headache, nose bleeds, and shit in your pants.

Fucking Bob got C Maxed yesterday. His mom pulled him out of school for a week.

by a broken toaster October 26, 2020

wanda maximilf

The Name Wanda received after creating and killing her own children

Wanda maximilf absolutely slayed that look.

by superheroslesbian April 29, 2022

phobin makembe

Phobin Makembe is a tall boy with black hair and is dark-skinned. He doesn't open up much to people about his feelings but if he does he is really into you. He's more of a sportsperson and is the best young footballer out there. He is a loveable person and if you get to date him, he will never regret it. He loves to cuddle and is a good kisser, trust me.

Phobin Makembe is quite a prince charming with those abs and muscles.

by anonymous May 23, 2022