phobin

Defined in sense as a relationship between two people;
Wonderful at first, this syndrome can often cause one to spend up to 95% of the day cuddling in bed forgetting to do assignments and study for tests.

Long term phobinism can lead to a pile up in ones dirty dishes, laundry, and general a decrease in hygiene.

Example: "Whoa, holy cow, fuck man you guys are such a phobin!"

phobin by Brokedick Mountain December 9, 2013

phobin makembe 

Phobin Makembe is a tall boy with black hair and is dark-skinned. He doesn't open up much to people about his feelings but if he does he is really into you. He's more of a sportsperson and is the best young footballer out there. He is a loveable person and if you get to date him, he will never regret it. He loves to cuddle and is a good kisser, trust me.

Phobin Makembe is quite a prince charming with those abs and muscles.

phobin makembe by anonymous May 23, 2022

Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia 

The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.

Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"

Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia by SimpCity December 15, 2019

jake paul phobia 

A fear of the cancerous youtuber Jake Paul coming to your house to start dabbing on them haters

Jake Paul Phobia scared Jimmy from watching YouTube

jake paul phobia by Tobiathin September 16, 2017

Chasity-phobic 

when you lack braincells and don’t stan Chasity

yo that uggo isn’t letting me steal their tocos, they’re Chasity-phobic

Chasity-phobic by hh29 September 19, 2021

cop-phobia 

The fear of law enforcement types. A dread of any police. Paranoia towards a badge and gun carrier.

As the driver glanced into the rear view mirror while waiting for a red light to turn green, they saw a patrol car pulling up behind them. Instantly their cop-phobia kicked in.

cop-phobia by jpg3 September 16, 2015

Phoning the 90s 

The act of purchasing a phone card in the 21st Century.

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."

Phoning the 90s by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013