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APG managers

The managers for the club Askpaulinagirls on stardoll. Four of the gayest people in the world. They come on deleted everysingle topic and don't post shit or show they faces. They are the biggest chickens and should go die in a hole
APGer:Help, my cat just died
APG manager: *Deletes*
APGer: Show your face managers
APG manager: *Delete*
APGer: Fxxking APG Managers!!!
by mysterychick January 30, 2010
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Minerals Management Service

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the US Department of the Interior. The name has since been changed to "Bureau of Ocean Energy Management, Regulation and Enforcement" (BOEMRE). The laws related to minerals management in the United States are possibly the most poorly thought-out in the developed world, and were largely designed as a strategy to launder money through crooked politicians. The MMS was created manage the oceanic coastal shelf (OCS) resources, and naturally it became one of the most notorious dens of corruption seen in the entire world.

The MMS is set up so that the temptation to be sleazy is almost impossible to resist; indeed, taking bribes is practically standard operating procedure in this agency. That's because the MMS was responsible for enforcing environmental and safety regulations on things like offshore drilling platforms, and yet made its income from revenues from the lessors it was regulating.

MMS officials would actually let oil company staff fill out inspection checklists in pencil, so that MMS inspectors would then fill them out as the operators wanted.
Given Minerals Management Service pencil whipping in the Gulf prospects*, it was a miracle that Transocean was ever cited for safety violations at all.

MMS is famous for parties in which executives of oil companies went drabbing with federal managers.
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*Here, a prospect is an area where oil prospecting occurs
by Primus Intra Pares July 24, 2010
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May I speak to the manager?

The worst question any employee can be asked.

This question means that the employee has a Karen on their hands and they will probably get punished because ‘The customer is always right

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Karen: *gets 2 packets of ketchup in McDonalds
Karen: *yells at employee because the table beside her got 3 ketchup packets*
Karen’s thoughts: Ima end this man’s whole career
Karen:
May I speak to the manager?
by KeeneyBoiiiii April 25, 2020
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time management

A term used by managers to justify inaction when subordinates complain that their workload is excessive.
S: "I just don't have enough time to do all of this work."
M: "You would if your time management was better."
S: "I suppose you're going to tell me you have an 'opportunity' for me now aren't you?"
M: "Damn right I am!"
by Adam Evans January 11, 2009
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Mandeep

Someone who says suckout and paigon frequently.
Mandeep: Would you guys back me in a fight?
Mandem: Nah
Mandeep: Suckout fam you paigons
by Rojo October 12, 2017
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Anger Management

A commonly misused phrase, used to describe someone with anger issues. Used after the film of the same name came out.
Fuck! You've got anger management!
by Twatty McGee October 12, 2010
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facilities management

The act of shitting in another man's ass and fucking it for the sole purpose of looking busy
Well I'll be damned if I ever rely on facilities management to get anything done
by Albert11 February 21, 2008
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