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lotion bowling

The act of sliding lotion across the floor as if you were bowling.
"ha ha ha i'm lotion bowling over here!"
by lotion_god October 11, 2022
mugGet the lotion bowlingmug.

big baby lotion

by Sab´vea June 7, 2017
mugGet the big baby lotionmug.

perpetual lotion

The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.
I called my buddy but no answer. He's probably stuck in perpetual lotion.
by hibbityjibbity March 5, 2020
mugGet the perpetual lotionmug.

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