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I’m literally a communist

A quote which gained wide support from the U.Ks left when used in a responce to a Peirs Morgan straw-manning question.

The quote has now been used by other socialists and supporters of a movement towards communism for UK Left Wing people. It is often used to let others know that your political alignment towards communism is not something you are ashamed of and said proudly in response to right wing debating partners
Are you kidding me? I’m literally a communist!

Colleague- “Did you know that if you *** you can get away with not paying as much in tax”

You - “Why are you telling me this you selfish Tory. I’m literally a communist”
by MathGeek22 October 7, 2018
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I'm literally a communist

Said by a pro-communist journalist in the UK called Ash Sarkar in response to Piers Morgan suggesting she was a fan of Obama.

Used later by her and her mindless incel fans, applauding her in unison like mindless sheep and denying Holodomor was a genocide (see the other definition here from "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" for proof of that and their mindlessness), to suggest we should all give up our rights and freedoms for the dictatorship that communism would impose.
Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories: "I'm literally a communist! Just look at my name, I advocate sending people to the Soviet equivalent of concentration camps because I disagree with them!" yelled "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" before he was punched out by a sane person.
by Labour supporters eat dicks January 9, 2019
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dude your fucked, literally

Originated from Pete and Jim from Massena NY.

Idea originally came from a ‘Korn’ CD where on a hidden track a man screamed, "No Jerry, Your FUCKED"

‘Your fucked!’ had become a common saying between us.

After speaking with a young girl, Hailey Banks, we found out the she had, had sex, and she was fucked LITERALLY!

So there you have it.
"dude your fucked..... literally."
by alienSkull February 10, 2005
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Doin The Nasty,Literally

a guy having sex with a girl who is fat and hairy
Bobby-"I was Doin The Nasty,Literally last night with a girl named Kristin"
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i’m literally shaking

when one tries to sneak out but pussies out last second.
yesterday anthony was all like i’m literally shaking right now!
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Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed
*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic
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Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm
Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023
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