The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.
Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.
Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.
Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.
by Tedro357 April 13, 2009
Get the can't listen to my dick anymore mug.A mid-level commander/officer rank in many modern military forces. It can also be used to refer to a second-in-command in military or political hierarchy.
by Nicolai June 12, 2004
Get the Lieutenant mug.a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.
Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
by Pete Dick February 13, 2008
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Get the listentoable mug.From listserv, a list of people in whom one is vaguely sexually interested and therefore contacts occasionally via non-committal modes (text, email, MySpace) in hopes of maybe scoring with them.
Jill got all excited when Jack texted her but I got the SAME message last week! That boy's got quite the listswerv.
by CassandraNova August 21, 2007
Get the listswerv mug.1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.
2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.
2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.
"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"
"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."
"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."
by James Fraser January 31, 2008
Get the Listens like a brick mug.(verb) to take advantage of or hijack an email distribution list for purposes other than for which the list was created.
it can be used or mis-used for productive or counter-productive purposes such as internet lynching.
(noun) listjacking.
it can be used or mis-used for productive or counter-productive purposes such as internet lynching.
(noun) listjacking.
i'm tired of her listjacking to spew her personal rants to the office
he got fired after he listjacked the directory to expose his boss's affair
he got fired after he listjacked the directory to expose his boss's affair
by merrywoohoo March 12, 2011
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