compton jack-o-lantern

an empty old english malt liquor bottle with a glow stick inside.

the street was marvelously lit up with compton jack-o-lanterns as the little kids went trick or treating.

by rodman2000 November 23, 2009

Bindi Lazer

A lazer that originates from the Indian/Pakistani ceremonial forehead dot when it becomes overheated with rage or thought.

Don't piss off Mala, you might evoke the bindi lazer!

Chris: What happened to Blake?
Garrett: He pissed off Mala..
Chris: Oh shit! He got hit with a bindi lazer

by Christopher Mudge December 21, 2007

Glazer Lazer

A incredibly well respected man. He has the personality of an angel and the face of a God. He really is someone who is kind, caring and loving. He tends to really love women by the name of Lauri Epstein(the most beautiful girl in town). Glazer Lazer also has a big lazer which is euphemism for his large penis that drives the women cray cray! oh and he also has a killer 6-pack!

Wow!! Check how perfect that guy is?? He must be a Glazer Lazer!

by The G Lazer June 3, 2013

Lanker

One who lacks grace, most commonly accompanied by long, thin limbs. See (lanky)

what a lanker

yeah, he's lanky.

by Syral November 12, 2004

Lazer-Flop

An elite action that is attempted to be carried out, but fails. Usually associated with trying to be the best at a video game, and failing. Select (a Korean video game champ), is immune to Lazer-Flopping.

"Looks like another Lazer-Flop, folks"

by Davo A. February 8, 2007

Lonzerotti's Rat

A legendary rat the size of a small dog that lives in the basement of the Italian restaurant Lonzeratti's.

I think my manicotti is stuffed with the Lonzerotti's Rat's poop.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

Green Lantern

To ejaculate between a woman's breasts and afterwards shine a black light on them, making the ejaculate glow.

Yo dog let me borrow yo black light, I'm bout to Green Lantern this ho tonight!

by MemoRandom March 11, 2008