lafondle

To search through someone possessions in a way that is sexual, stupid, and/or highly irritating.

He was lafondle (ing) through my backpack without me knowing.

by LaFondling :) November 16, 2013

Landon Flatley

A person who doesn't have any friends, is the spawn of Satan, and has AIDS. Also tries to follow in his father's, Hitler's, footsteps by killing millions of Jews.

Look at that Landon Flatley.

by Philopean RedRocket October 23, 2018

Landon Lungs

When a person is a little bitch ass pussy.

"Yo dawg, look at this nigga, he got some landon lungs on him". Translation: "This guy is one pussy ass nigga bitch."

by cuzzo222 November 16, 2018

Landon McLendon

a boy who sara kate fell for and then tries to text with “ oops wrong person “ and then he never responds until one night he says “ n “ with no explanation ever , the end!

“ landon McLendon hasn’t ReSpOnDeD”

by sarakateloveslandon June 9, 2019

Lafond

The sweetest most loving person you will ever meet

Lafond is just so sweet, I love them so much!

by JC118 December 22, 2020

Lamont

Lamont is a devious handsome young man. He’s Always on demon time and is also a rizz god. Legend says Lamont is also the one that they call Milkdud.

Lamont was doing what he always do today.

by MRK14 November 28, 2021

landon

a manz with i 2636 inch cock that would take out north korea in one swing of his massive dick

ohhhhh landon he’s got a cock that pleasures

by cockmaster42699372 December 23, 2021