Koon Lagoon

A community pool, typically occupied by koons (black people).

Koon #1: "You goin down to the koon lagoon?"

Koon #2: "Hells yeah!"

by Apfel-Lad September 16, 2009

koonk

Finessing or robbing somebody out there goods and valuables

Kody I'm tryna Koonk that story manager right there

by Von the don August 6, 2017

Demon Prince of Khorne

A sexual technique in which the one participant is able to cause his or her partner to climax instantaniously through a single gesture (somtimes referred to as the Cum-Pistol)or spoken word. Practitioners of this are incedibly rare and not usually sought after as recipients often remain unsatisfied after the act because of the lack of foreplay. A true master, however, will weave this aspect of pleasure along with a myriad of others during intercourse allowing their partner to experiance a euphoria of sensations. Although no official record can confirm it, there are many rumors that this technique can indeed be fatal as endorphins overwhelm the red blood cells and the victim silently suffocates, a smile on their lips.

She was struck hard and fast by the Demon Prince of Khorne.

by Robert Chandler October 22, 2006

koonin

a very hairy person, that when they get old, thier body hair turns grey, so thier chest takes a racoon- like appearance

yo that brotha so hairy and old, he be koonin

by J- money November 21, 2005

koon

Kool + soon = koon

Something that you anticipate to be cool, that hasn't happened yet.

If there's a cool (put and object you like here) that will be coming out soon you would say: "thats so koon'

by Amorith and Runaiko May 23, 2006

Kooning

inserting objects into your peehole.

Dude, Daniel's been kooning with a torque wrench. His peehole's gotta be super ragged out by now.

by Bahn burner August 26, 2010

Klooneorast

Right hand side of the brain of an african burrowing worm (the only worm with a skeleton) Kloobist

She screamed when she saw the Klooneorast climbing up her arm.

by Silver May 13, 2005