kingdom keys

A play on the keys to the kingdom of heaven, but meant to refer to modern lifestyles and privilege.

"I don't like your kingdom keys
They once belonged to me." -Taylor Swift

by Podkayne42 August 29, 2017

Alicia Keys

most beautiful soul/ r&b singer, doesn't have to wear a bikini on stage to get fans.from the streets of new york.an upcoming legend who will never be forgotten!!!!

me:ooh she's pretty
girl:can she sing
me:yeah
girl:oh she's an alicia keys?

by SierRa&couTanae September 14, 2003

closet key

someone who makes other people realize they are gay.

Kristen Stewart in Twilight was the closet key for a generation of young lesbians

by hopelesseros May 20, 2017

Key and Peele

A sketch comedy show involving the two stars, Keegan Michael Key, and Jordan Peele, it is based on or around racism, and nearly every single sketch is fucking hilarious, if you don't watch this show you need to go down to your local veterinarian and have your balls removed so you cannot reproduce

Dude 1- did you watch the new key and peele?
Dude 2- nah man that shits gay
Dude 1- *chainsaw revs*

by ThePsychoticSandwich November 11, 2013

w-keyed

To rush or push someone

Originates from the "w" key on the qwerty keyboard being traditionally used to move objects forward in video games.

"Dude, I just hit this guy really hard; he's low health. We should w-key him."

"Steven was forced to abandon his friends in-game after getting w-keyed by a group of professional players."

by Nigasaurus March 10, 2019

lowest of keys

Involved with low key. To keep something really quite; never talk about it.

On the lowest of keys tho, I think she's a bitch.

by Gswizzle February 12, 2015

Key Smash

Key Smashing is an action done when someone is experiencing extreme emotion-- generally happiness or frustration-- by slamming hands down on the keyboard and hitting random letters/ keys. It can be in all Caps, lowercase or a mixture of both.

also relates to a asdfasdfasdf

a typical, happy, key smash: " I just got a new puppy! ASDXHFCGJMHJDRERZFD! SOO CUTE!!!!"

by katzpyjama March 16, 2010