Kettle Dodger

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone

- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger

by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger August 2, 2016

Show me the Kettle

An term often used to refer to something saught after.

Jim McBurger Vagina: Aww look new badass nike trainers
Cillian Fitzpatrick: Show me the Kettle

by juffmongoose February 14, 2012

Kettle

The plural of the popular moniker Karen

Dude, did you see that kettle of karens walk in? I bet somebody is going to want to talk to the manger.

by Prof. Ass Master January 22, 2023

Kettle Meat

Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.

The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn

by Dank Diggler December 27, 2023

Kettle

Device used to make water boil

Normally used with noodles or beverages such as tea and coffee

I used the kettle to make my morning coffee

by 000_cheese December 30, 2023

Kettle

Device used to make water boil

Normally used with noodles or beverages such as tea and coffee

I used the kettle to make my morning coffee

by 000_cheese December 30, 2023

Kettle laugh

When you laugh and it sounds like a kettle when the water’s boiling

You got that kettle laugh

by CamboxCA January 27, 2024