jurico

A Philippino pedophile who prys on small children in the middle of the night, he likes booty clap gang and he faps at 6.30 to kim kardashian's cardboard cut out and he likes little children as they are cute and smaller then him. he also likes big breasts and is a big pervert and does not know any studying material and is very dumb

Jurico is a pedophile

by Justin Ang January 27, 2014

Junior

A handsome kid just eating his pizza.

If your name is Junior and you're really handsome come on raise your hand.

by brokenmolly May 1, 2018

Junior Freebird

1. The Best Band since Journey consisting of Matt McGlynn and Jeff Hitchins.
2. A Replacement word for anything. (also could be used as Jr.freebird or just Jr.Free)

1. "dude the Junior Freebirds Rule!" "no they dont" "well your gay so it doesint count."
2. i just drank some gasoline! "your such a Junior Freebird."

by Jeff Hitchins July 28, 2008

junior assistant manager breakdown

a junior assistant manager breakdown is when either a burger king or hardees wannabe manager attempts to stop you from getting a soda when you ordered a water. it sometimes is triggered by a junior assistant manager freakout, and is usually accompanied by empty threats from the middle-aged jr assistant management and bouts of laughter from myself.

some lady: hey! dump it out and get a water!
me: it was an accident
some lady: you didn't pay for that!!!
me: it's okay, relax and try not to have a junior assistant manager breakdown

by brotographer March 20, 2010

Junioritis

An infection of the brain exclusively found in high school students in their third year. Symptoms include but are not limited to laziness, procrastination, demotivation to do homework, and taking on rigorous course loads without wanting to do the resulting work. Most infected students manage to avoid temptation to fail classes. Believed to be caused by taking too many AP/college/honors classes. There is no known cure, but treatments include snow days, long weekends, electives, study halls, "study" groups (a.k.a. doing five minutes of homework before playing Halo), and chemistry teachers conducting dangerous experiments that go haywire.
Not to be confused with senioritis.

The AP student, having junioritis, defined junioritis on Urban Dictionary to procrastinate on homework.

by Orlandomagicfan November 5, 2013

junious

A good looking strong willed man. Protector of many. Alpha male with a sensitive side. He is an amazing lover and a best friend. He is a heart breaker that will move on before you even realize the relationship is in trouble. A man that you should take seriously. Slow to anger but quick to show you his crazy side.

That guy is one of a kind, he's a real Junious.

by Threekidsmom July 18, 2018

junior coder

A EMS professional new to EMS. They have a belt that has a few pagers, cell phone, flashlight, radio, scissors, glove pouch and a bunch of other stuff on it they probably will never use. They think that everyone is dying when truly only about 10% of patients really need a ambulance. They run into a house without any equipment then just stand there without asking any questions.

Guy 1: Hey check out matt running up to that house. Guy 2: I see him, he just tripped and fell and the news camera was filming him. What a junior coder!!

by jimmybomm April 22, 2020