a person who says one thing and then turns around and does the opposite.
hypocrites:
-John Kerry
-the popular kids at my skewl
-celebrities
hypocrites:
-John Kerry
-the popular kids at my skewl
-celebrities
hypocrites 2 person: dont go to fox woods cuz gamblin is evil!
hypocrite at fox woods: wooohoo baby gimme the money!!!!*pulls on slot machines*
ex 2:
white person: yo wat up my nigga?!
black person: dont u fuckin say that again 2 me bitich!
later on....
black person 2 white person: heyy wat^ my cracker!?
hypocrite at fox woods: wooohoo baby gimme the money!!!!*pulls on slot machines*
ex 2:
white person: yo wat up my nigga?!
black person: dont u fuckin say that again 2 me bitich!
later on....
black person 2 white person: heyy wat^ my cracker!?
by jennylovesean April 27, 2006
Get the hypocrites mug.a false christian; a person who claims to be born-again the Bible way, but are sons of satan, who show this via their satanic hypocrisy and godlessness.
Billy Graham is a good example of a hypochristian; he won't evangelize the pope, because he is a very high level freemason!
by zzz November 18, 2003
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The time of the year when people who do not practice the christian religion celebrate the Christmas religious holiday.
by The dormouse November 3, 2016
Get the Hypocristmas mug.E.g. Hypocrisy: when losing an argument, criticise someone's unchangeable physical asset to negate their argument.
by Memerrr September 1, 2017
Get the Hypocrisy mug.When someone heavy handedly explains to you that you are doing it wrong in a condescending manner while they themselves are guilty as sin of the exact thing they are telling you that you are doing wrong. But you are right. So right.
Someone who is overweight telling someone how to diet while they eat a damn triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease and spray you with food particles while you trembling with hunger pangs and eating some kale washed down with emerald green juicer extract after you just lost 50 lbs.
That dill hole was hypocrisplaining me about my diet while eating a triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease! What a dork knot! Yea, he's a douche. Always has been.
That dill hole was hypocrisplaining me about my diet while eating a triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease! What a dork knot! Yea, he's a douche. Always has been.
by Lord Bigness July 29, 2020
Get the Hypocrisplaining mug.A special case of a strawman argument in which, after being criticized for being hypocritical, one intentionally mischaracterizes the criticism as being an additional layer of hypocrisy.
Person A) "It's pure hypocrisy that after being so concerned with Hillary's private emails, Republicans are shrugging after we find out Ivanka Trump has been sending official White House business emails from a private account."
Person B: "Oh, what? So you were perfectly fine with Hillary doing it, but you care all of a sudden when Ivanka does it? It's YOU who's a hypocrite."
Person A: "Don't pull that retroactive hypocrisy on me. I didn't say anything about my own approval or disapproval of either Hillary or Ivanka."
Person B: "Oh, what? So you were perfectly fine with Hillary doing it, but you care all of a sudden when Ivanka does it? It's YOU who's a hypocrite."
Person A: "Don't pull that retroactive hypocrisy on me. I didn't say anything about my own approval or disapproval of either Hillary or Ivanka."
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A noun used to describe that special brand of hypocrisy that is oh-so American.
"There's this very specifically American brand of hypocrisy that I think is quite interesting.
The same people that are fanatical about religion, and think it belongs in politics love the constitution, despite that being unconstitutional.
The same people that spout off their second ammendment rights do not see a problem with the government infringing upon it.
The same people who think they are so free accept that they spend most of their lives in offices or factories just to be able to scrape by financially whilst somebody richer than them profits from their work.
The same people who are perfectly fine with trying young black boys as adults don't think anyone that young could possibly be seen as an adult in any other case, especially when voting or even just having valid opinions."
"Freedom for all except the blacks, the queers, the heathens, the sluts, the Arabs, and the disabled."
A noun used to describe that special brand of hypocrisy that is oh-so American.
"There's this very specifically American brand of hypocrisy that I think is quite interesting.
The same people that are fanatical about religion, and think it belongs in politics love the constitution, despite that being unconstitutional.
The same people that spout off their second ammendment rights do not see a problem with the government infringing upon it.
The same people who think they are so free accept that they spend most of their lives in offices or factories just to be able to scrape by financially whilst somebody richer than them profits from their work.
The same people who are perfectly fine with trying young black boys as adults don't think anyone that young could possibly be seen as an adult in any other case, especially when voting or even just having valid opinions."
"Freedom for all except the blacks, the queers, the heathens, the sluts, the Arabs, and the disabled."
WHOOOH!!! 'MURICA THE BEST!! PRAISE THE LORD!!!"
"What's wrong with them?"
"Oh, nothing, just their American Hypocrisy."
"What's wrong with them?"
"Oh, nothing, just their American Hypocrisy."
by BIG_MANGO August 20, 2020
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