headonner

A person (or plural: headonners, people) who does your head in. Or, drives you crazy.

A: *constantly says someone is stupid/fat/ugly etc...*
Other person: *gets their head done in*...You're such a headonner!

by none of September 2, 2008

headonked

Headonked is the process of performing oral sex or foreplay with a man's sexual organs (including transvestites).

There are a few different forms of the work headonk

1. headonk
2. headonked
3. headonking

How was the headonking last night?

Dude, last night my girl gave me the best headonk ever!

Last night my girld headonked me not once but twice!

by Juan Pierre January 21, 2008

Mary headoned

Past tense for when a female wears a shirt with words on it and proceeds to judge you for trying to read their shirt. Telling you to stop looking at their chest.

Dude, did you see her rack?
Of course I did, didn't you see me just get mary headoned?

by Urbandictionary🅱 May 8, 2018

Hedoneren

To seek physical pleasure in the form of drugs, sex and alcohol. The clean mindstate of simple joy and appriciation of life and the world.

"Hey man, how about we go hedoneren at the beach with the other guys next saturday?"

by Jelle June 28, 2007

headbone

Headstrong, stubborn and radical

That headbone sure likes giving others a hard time.

by Hercolena Oliver December 22, 2008

HeadBong

where you put weed in someone's mouth and light it and suck it up from their nose. Good for the synuses.

CAUTION: may cause third degree burns on the roof of their mouth (worth it though)

Cecil "we like a headbong"

by sexypoo January 17, 2010

headnap

The need to sleep once one has received oral sex.

FAB: "I always give him a blow job aroung 8 pm"
EOW: "Why?"
FAB: "So I can watch my show while he takes a headnap!"

by PSAgurl September 29, 2011