harper

a girl who is tries to be nice, tries to fit in, and tries to be liked, and somewhat accomplishes being liked, fitting in, and being liked.
i am such a harper..
by harperrurfav April 12, 2025
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harper's landing

An intended or unintended trip or getaway for an extended period that accomplishes nothing
Brie: How was Grand Junction?
Alexa: I just needed some time away after I lost my clients after the crash.
Brie: What did you do the last three months on your harper's landing.
Alexa: Smoked a bunch of weed and hiked, I don't know. But I'm back now, and I have another interview Tuesday.
by bobsaget21 February 2, 2020
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Harper

the BEST EST FRIEND you could ever have she is very pretty and is clumsy but still funny she deals with no crap she with punch u in the face
Boy:let’s make fun of that girl
Other boy: NO that’s a Harper
by anonymous October 20, 2021
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Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
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Harper

Harper is a sexy beast who takes long strides while walking because he has a monsterous dick. He constantly walks with his hands in his pockets with a smile on his and is always on the sidelines during football games.
Person 1: “why he walk like that

Person 2: “he has a monsterous dick”

Person 1: “is he a Harper?”
Person 2: “yup”
by Iheartbigmouthjay November 24, 2021
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Harpering

The act of standing around and playing on your phone avoiding work at all cost
I went in back and Christian was harpering, typical
by cheekyjew January 6, 2015
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Stephen Harper

22nd Canadian Prime minister (Canadian equivalent to prime minister). I suppose he did decent in handling the economy during the 2008 recession. But still has the flaws of every other conservative pm.
Doug: Look its Stephen Harper.
by LoLI'mSOOOOOOOOOFunny June 21, 2021
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