haberdasheried

the feeling of having the wind blow off your hat unexpectedly

The wind is blowing so hard, I am haberdasheried

by theconan January 13, 2022

Hubert b

Harvey’s dad

Have you seen Hubert b?
Yeah bro he’s hard as rocks

by theheadofheadd March 27, 2022

Hubert

A Hubert gags at the thought of any physical exercise. A Hubert is a hollow and empty shell of a man, someone who lacks humor and female companions. A Hubert is a prime example of what happens when a child is not within the company of a father figure.

"my one aim in life is to not be a Hubert"

by Lanky-Slav April 1, 2022

Halbert

A smart boy. Is really funny. Likes to take ip addresses. Will win in a 1v1 in roblox bedwars against noob. Says bozo half of the time and baka.

Halbert said, "You're a bozo so and so!"

by Bozo #100000 May 4, 2022

Hubert

He is the most sexy and gentle man in the world. Everyone likes him. He dont even need to talk to a girl to become is girlfriend. He is so funny and he always take care about his friends before him.

Where is Hubert? He is with his friends

by Thuwumas May 18, 2022

Hubert-P

Hubert.P is a name a slavic story character notorious for being nationally hated. Semi-Common slang in Slavic countries meaning '' self righteous, dickhead ''.Hubert became notorious with annoying richmen and P surnames are seen as evil and belonging to cowards, therefore calling someone a Hubert-P is seen as highly insulting. People named this are seen as cocky, manipulative and extremely shitty men who, and I quote, '' need to pull their heads out of their arses and shut the hell up ''

He's acting like a little Hubert-P, y'know? Should stop that behaviour

by Eldyen June 1, 2022

Habermanning

Focusing on an irrelevant detail during a major event in an attempt to obfuscate.

She was Habermanning when she examined the armed man's shoewear as he violently attacked the Capitol

by dudeandhow July 21, 2022