Roberts

A Roberts has a meter long, swinging, galloping cock which drags across the floor when he stands up. Is 6 foot 5 tall with a chiseled jawline, and is drowning in pussy. Some believe the amount of women who want him and his schlong is a curse. Genius when it comes to comedy, and at his prime when it comes to making attractive women laugh. Although being a heterosexual, Roberts is in a loving relationship with a Josh.
"Oh my god, is that Roberts?!??! I NEED HIS COCK!!!!
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Hubert

A Hubert gags at the thought of any physical exercise. A Hubert is a hollow and empty shell of a man, someone who lacks humor and female companions. A Hubert is a prime example of what happens when a child is not within the company of a father figure.
"my one aim in life is to not be a Hubert"
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